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Saturday, January 14, 2017

STRANDED MMM NIGERIA INVESTORS CRY OUT AS MMM REOPENS

Mavrodi Mondial Moneybox, a Ponzi scheme known simply as MMM, on Friday reopened in Nigeria for business after one month of break.


Investors are crying out now after they learnt they still cannot access their funds because MMM plans to first pay participants with small amounts while big investors would have to wait longer.


Read the sad stories they shared with Saturday Punch:

Frank Bunna, who deals in computer accessories at Olugbede market in Idimu, Lagos, was looking dejected when Punch correspondent visited the market. According to him, he was stranded as he had invested all the money for his goods in MMM.

The trader said his future was dashed as he would not be able to get his money back today (Saturday).
“This is my life! How will I live? I invested N2m! Look at my shop, it is totally empty.

Sunday, January 08, 2017

ALMOST 5 YEARS AFTER, ALI BABA'S "KNOCK KNOCK" JOKES RETURN TO SOCIAL MEDIA AND THEY ARE SUPER HILARIOUS!

Sometime in 2012, Nigerian comedian, Ali Baba began a comedy trend on Twitter called the "Knock Knock Jokes". Back then, some loved it, some hated it, while some didn't even understand it at all. Fast forward to 2017, the "knock knock" jokes are back, this time without Ali Baba and they are super hilarious... more after the cut...

BOBRISKY SHOWS OFF NEW HAIRSTYLE (PHOTO)


As he shared on his Instagram page...

ASISAT OSHOALA'S PROUD MUM POSES WITH DAUGHTER'S GLO CAF AWARD (PHOTOS)

Growing up, Asisat Oshoala's mother vehemently refused to let her daughter play football.


Fast forward to years later, 2017, she is pictured below proudly showing off her 22 year old daughter's African Women's Footballer of the Year Glo-CAF award.


Asisat shared the photos and captioned it: ''Proud mum''. She was awarded the prestigious African female footballer of the year award by the Confederation of African Football (CAF) last Thursday after winning it the first time in 2014. More photos below.

TIWA SAVAGE SPARKS PREGNANCY RUMORS (PHOTOS/VIDEO)

Star singer Tiwa Savage has sparked speculation that she may be pregnant with her second baby after she shared this video of herself chilling at a beach in Dubai with her son with hubby, Teebillz.




Star singer Tiwa Savage has sparked speculation that she may be pregnant with her second baby after she shared this video of herself chilling at a beach in Dubai with her son with hubby, Teebillz.

LOVED-UP COUPLE GOES VIRAL AFTER ROMANTIC PHOTO HIT THE NET


Aww... lol

INDIA RE-ARRESTS FLEEING NIGERIAN DRUG CONVICT JOHN OKORO

A Nigerian drug convict, John Okoro, who fled from police custody in India last Monday, has been re-arrested.


Police source said Okoro, who resided in Koparkhairane in Navi Mumbai, was arrested in 2014 in a drug case.

The court convicted him for a three-year jail term. Okoro was sent to Nashik central prison after conviction.

Okoro was released from jail on December 31 and was to be deported to Nigeria. He was brought to the ANC’s Azad Maidan lock up and kept on the first floor. He was due to be deported on the day he

MY FIRST WIFE LEFT ME - ACTOR YEMI SOLADE

There is no gainsaying the fact that actor, Yemi Solade, has a beautiful wife. His better half used to be an actress known as Hannah Marsh, and a lot has been written about their union.



However, many do not know how the affair actually kick started, but Yemi revealed that much recently on a television show.

When asked to recount how he met his wife, he said,
“My wife actually toasted me. I had previously been married, but my first wife left me and went abroad. I met my current wife on the set of Wale Adenuga’s Super Story. God indeed has a sense of humour because I met two half-castes that year, Lilian Bach and 

MY SON WAS MANIPULATED TO COMMIT SUICIDE - MOTHER OF LATE BABCOCK STUDENT

Mother of the undergraduate of Babcock University, Ilishan-Remo, Ogun State, Verishima Unokyoh Junior, who recently committed suicide has said her son was manipulated.



19-year-old boy, who hailed from Benue State and was studying Social Work at the university committed suicide in their apartment at Ewu Tuntun, Mafoluku Oshodi area of Lagos state after the New Year

In a chat with the Punch, his mother, Patricia, who works with the Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria, said her son couldn’t have done such to himself without external influence.

She stated that her son, who was an usher in the Pentecostal church, never gave her any trouble while 

FATHER OF ABANDONED TWINS VOWS NEVER TO TAKE WIFE BACK

For deceiving and misleading him, Adeyemi Ademola, father of the twins abandoned by their birth mother at the Felken Maternity Centre, Lagos, has vowed not to take back his runaway wife, Sarah, even as he plans to relocate from his current abode.



Ademola who bared his mind yesterday at the Pedro Police Station, Somolu, where he had gone to claim the babies, said his wife deliberately deceived him that she had only two children whereas she already had six.

It would be recalled that Sarah  fled on the 16th December, 2016, abandoning her newborn babies 

WHAT MANNER OF MAKEUP FAIL IS THIS?


See another photo after the cut.

VIDEO: BABY ABANDONED ON LAGOS-IBADAN EXPRESSWAY RESCUED

Facebook user Emmanuel Jolly shared the video and wrote:

This baby was abandoned this morning by the roadside in Abeokuta Lagos expressway. So disheartening. Where is the love of a mother? Father have mercy. Can't hold my emotions.



Watch video below.

COUPLE UNABLE TO CONCEIVE DESIGN BABY DOLL THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THEM (PHOTOS)

A couple who was told they were unlikely to ever have children of their own have welcomed a “reborn baby ” doll.



Instead of being delivered in a hospital, baby George was delivered through a postman. Family and friends watched excitedly as he was unwrapped.

Crystal and Terry Duke had started dating in 2008 and had high hopes of having a family. Two years later they got married and the couple began trying for a baby.

Nothing ­happened, so in 2013 they turned to doctors. Crystal was unprepared for the ­devastating news that came.

Their doctor told them Crystal had a condition which meant her body didn’t make eggs. It was 

VIDEO OF GROOM CRYING ON HIS WEDDING DAY GOES VIRAL (WATCH)

This is the heartwarming moment a man breaks down while saying his vows to wife on his wedding day.




This video is melting the hearts of many on social media. Press play to watch.

PRETTY NIGERIAN GRADUATE SELLS DELICIOUS MOI MOI FOR A LIVING (PHOTO)

This lady you see below is a University graduate. One of her customers who was very impressed with her services shared her testimony on Facebook. Read below.



A Customer's Report: This chic you see here is a University graduate. Her Queen's English was mind blowing. The way she handled selling her moimoi ehhhh?! I had to buy more than I came for. 

VIDEO: AKUFO-ADDO IN SERIOUS PLAGIARISM SCANDAL; COPIED BILL CLINTON, J.F KENNEDY

Ghana’s new president, Nana Akufo-Addo has kicked off an embarrassing plagiarism scandal, just minutes after he was sworn in.



Part of his inaugural speech, where he promised honesty of purpose and reduced taxation, among other things, was found to have been lifted from the 1993 inaugural speech of former US President Bill Clinton.

He was also caught red handed in lifting a portion of the speech by another US president John F. Kennedy made in 1961.

Watch the video below.

MFM PASTOR OLUKOYA ALLEGEDLY SAID WOMEN WHO GIVE BJs, SWALLOW CUM ARE CANNIBALS

Tweets as shared by Nigerian Twitter user @MercyKudy. She says at the Mountain of Fire Ministries'  'Power must change hands' event, that the church's overseer Dr Olukoya said women who give blowjobs/head are cannibals.



MFM's Dr Olukoya said any woman who gives head and swallows cum is a cannibal. And she has dined from the table of the devil. 
Tweets continue below:

GUYS, DO YOU CARE HOW MANY PEOPLE SOMEONE HAS SLEPT WITH?

Have you ever refused to date/marry a man/woman or be friends with them after you heard stories that they have slept with a large number of people?




If yes, what happened? What was the outcome? Or are you among the Nigerian men/women that don't care about people's body count as long as it's in their past?

I'm actually trying to counsel someone who feels she's never going to get married because she's 'been' with a lot of men.

Take a seat and let's discuss this. What are your thoughts?

$153M: EFCC UNCOVERS DIEZANI'S HIDDEN ESTATE

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) suspects it has uncovered a sprawling estate in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State that may belong to former Minister of Petroleum Resources, Mrs. Diezani Alison-Madueke.



It was discovered by operatives of the anti-graft agency in the course of their investigation of public funds allegedly stolen by the former minister.

The investigators  conducted a search on some of the  houses on the estate.

Acting Chairman of the EFCC , Mr. Ibrahim Magu has already left Nigeria for London in connection 

WHEN I SAW FUNKE, IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT - JJC SKILLZ

Singer, producer and video director, AbdulRasheed Bello aka JJC Skillz, has said his romance and later marriage to popular actress and producer, Funke Akindele-Bello was love at first sight.



When asked how he met Funke Akindele and what made him decide to marry her, JJC told Punch:

  • You once said that you were wary of any  kind of   emotional attachment, why did you  decide to get married to Funke Akindele?

In life, when you find the right person, nobody needs to tell you to settle down. It is like finding God; you may be a bad boy in the club today, and the next day, you’re in front of the church shouting ‘Halleluyah.’ Nobody can determine when that change will happen, and I’m very happy that it has happened to me.

  • How did you meet your wife?

DEAR NIGERIAN MEN, HOW MANY OF YOU CAN CARRY YOUR WOMAN LIKE THIS?


He's a Superman!

PHOTOS:- FORMER OGUN STATE GOVERNOR'S SON BAGS DISTINCTION IN MASTER IN UK


Adebola Irede Daniel,  physically challenged son of immediate past governor of Ogun State, Otunba Gbenga Daniel, has bagged a distinction in MSc Mechanical Engineering programme from University College London.

GOD USED A WITCH TO SAVE MY LIFE - PASTOR ADEBOYE

General Overseer of The Redeemed Christian Church of God, RCCG, Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye recently revealed how God used a witch to stop him from eating kola nut which would have led to his death if he did not stop the act.



Narrating his experience while delivering a sermon tiled: “God Loves Me” during the annual thanksgiving service and prophetic declaration at the church national headquarters, Pastor Adeboye said:
“I was telling my children that whenever we wanted to study at night while we were young, we used kola nut as our own coffee as we did not have money to buy coffee. We ate the kola nut to stay awake. 
One day, the number one self confessed witch in our compound, called me and said: “Dejare, why won’t you stop eating kola nut? The witch warned me to desist from what

MAN DIES 3 DAYS AFTER WEDDING IN FATAL ACCIDENT (PHOTOS)

A newly wedded Nigerian young man lost his life three days after having his traditional and white wedding on Monday 2nd of January, 2017.



Onyeagba Cynthia Chy and her now late husband were excited for the future and couldn't wait to start life together.

However, on 5th of January on their way back to Lagos, 3 days after their marriage rites, the couple got involved in an accident with their car and the groom died on the spot.

HOW MANY OF YOU CAN SOLVE THIS MATHS QUESTION?


Comment your answer below..

KHLOE KARDASHIAN SHARES INCREDIBLE BEFORE AND AFTER PHOTO OF HER 18KG WEIGHT LOSS

Khloe Kardashian's new TV show, Revenge Body, is set to debut next week and she's inspiring her fans with motivational photos.


On Saturday, the 32-year-old illustrated her stunning 18kg weight loss with a before-and-after picture taken from the red carpet years ago and on a recent night out.


Khloe captioned her photo:
“If you were to ask me five years ago if I ever saw myself being completely in love with fitness and health. That I would be an inspiration to many others, that I would be the push that others needed to find their way. I would've laughed in your face. 
Me? The chubby one? No way! But now I can't see myself ever stopping!”  
I am completely honored and taking my role seriously in helping motivate and teach people what I had to learn to better myself from the inside out. Becoming stronger

MYSTERY TREES WITH ALLAH WRITTEN ON THEM APPEAR IN OGUN, ATTRACT THOUSANDS

Thousands of people have besieged the residence of one Mr Micheal Ibironke in Ogun state after two trees appeared with the inscription of an Arabic word believed to be the name of Allah on it.


File photo
The Moringa trees were located at No.6, and No.9, Unity Street, Ire-akari Estate, Iloye, Abule Iroko, Ado-Odo Ota, Ogun state on Dec 24, 2016 and Jan. 2, 2017, respectively.

Mr Michael Ibironke, the occupant of the house where one of the trees was found, said what happened remains a mystery to him.

Ibironke, who said he has  been living in the house for more than 17 years, said the Moringa trees 

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS TRANSFORMATION?


How do you explain this transformation featuring Kylie Jenner? lol

SEE HOW SOULJA BOY DISRESPECTED CHRIS BROWN'S EX HE ALLEGEDLY SLEPT WITH (PHOTOS)

Yesterday on Instagram, Soulja Boy continued his beef with Chris Brown by posting these two images below.



PHOTO: NEW RCCG NATIONAL G.O KNEELS BEFORE PASTOR E.A ADEBOYE

Pastor Joseph Obayemi, the new Redeemed Christian Church of God National Overseer, and Pastor Odesola, the new church secretary yesterday after their appointment got addressed by the General overseer of RCCG (Worldwide), Pastor E.A. Adeboye.



This is the moment they knelt before him during the address. After the cut are photos of Pastor Adeboye praying for them.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT, GUYS...

The person that shared this story says he doesn't know how true this is, but it's a really touching story. Have a read...



CELEBRITIES STORM OBAMA'S GOODBYE PARTY AT THE WHITE HOUSE (PHOTOS)

Dozens of celebrities turned out to party until 4am at the White House in a farewell bash for the Obamas.



The likes of Rapper Wale, Kelly Rowland, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend, Meryl Streep, Al Sharpton, Tyler Perry, Chris Rock, David Letterman, Tom Hanks, Paul McCartney, Stevie Wonder, 

SEE PHOTOS FROM SOUTH AFRICAN OLYMPIAN CASTER SEMENYA'S LESBIAN WEDDING

South African Olympian Caster Semenya and long-time girlfriend Violet Raseboya have tied the knot in a white wedding that held today.



The couple walked down the aisle at Chez Charlene Wedding Venue, in Pretoria.

Semenya shared this picture of herself and wife on social media and captioned it ‘Our perfect day’.

In December 2015 the couple had a colourful traditional wedding in Limpopo. See more pics from their white lesbian wedding below.

14 YEAR OLD ANNA MORIK KILLED IN SOUTHERN KADUNA BURIED (PHOTOS)

14 year old Anna Morik was reportedly killed in Goska, Southern Kaduna by Fulani herdsman. She was buried today.



 Photo of her coffin in church is after the cut.

PHOTOS: PRETTY MIKE STEPS OUT YET AGAIN WITH 2 LADIES ON DOG CHAINS


These pretty young Nigerian women have allowed Pretty Mike put them on dog leashes again. Smh! The first time it happened, see the pics here.

SOUTH AFRICAN LADIES WHOSE WIGS CAME OFF DURING SEX SHARE THEIR STORIES


The second story below left me in stitches! lol

WOMAN LEFT CLOSE TO DEATH AFTER DRUNK HUSBAND FORCES ROLLING PIN INSIDE HER ANUS (PHOTOS)

A woman was left close to death after her "drunk" husband allegedly forced a 40cm rolling pin inside her because she was infertile.




The 38-year-old woman was admitted to hospital in India on Christmas Day after complaining of severe abdominal pains and swelling.

Eventually a team of five doctors operated and were left horrified to find a rolling pin inside her intestines.

The woman claimed her husband often tortured her because she was infertile. He is now on the run

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THIS HAPPENED TO YOU?


IF YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS..


CHECK OUT THE MONEY RAIN THAT HAPPENED AT THIS NIGERIAN WEDDING


You have to watch the video below to understand how heavy this money rain poured. It's a big wawu!

LMAO.. SEE THE HILARIOUS COMMENT NIGERIAN MUM DROPPED ON SON'S FACEBOOK PHOTO

Chibuzo Anaeto shared these photos of himself and some corp member friends on his Facebook page. 



Just peep the hilarious comment his mum dropped in response:

THE VICE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER KIKI OSIBANJO BEAUTIFUL IN NEW PHOTO


Pretty lady!

NIGERIAN ARTISTE SHOWS OFF HIS 117 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER (PHOTO)

Emperor Bolojay showed off his grandma on the gram and said:


Too blessed to have her #❤️❤️❤️❤️ lol she's now a little baby. The only time she comes out is when am in πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘ Love u too much mami agba, 117 years old no be child's play..πŸ“ΈπŸ“Έ 

OAP FREEZE REACTS TO PASTOR ADEBOYE'S RESIGNATION

The media personality wrote on his IG page:


Breaking: Redeemed group CEO resigns.... with a nice retirement package πŸ“¦

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I don buy popcorn dey watch church drama unfold. Be like say my bible get problem I no fit find where Jesus retire, una fit help me find am? If not help me look for where Paul

PHOTOS: PRESIDENT BUHARI AT THE INAUGURATION OF GHANAIAN PRESIDENT

The swearing-in of Nana Addo Dankwa Akufo-Addo as the fifth President of the Fourth Republic of Ghana is being witnessed by heads of state and thousands of people all over the world.



Here are photos of our dear president at the swearing in event. More after the cut.

PASTOR ADEBOYE RETIRES AS REDEEMED CHURCH NIGERIA OVERSEER.. MEET HIS SUCCESSOR

Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye, the General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG) has stepped down as Nigeria Overseer.



Pastor Adeboye, on Saturday named a new Nigeria Overseer, Pastor J.O Obafemi, as his successor, ahead of his 75th birthday on 2 March.

Pastor Joshua Obayemi was appointed the new NO at the Annual Ministers Thanksgiving at 

PRETTY GIRL TAKES A SELFIE IN HER DIRTY ROOM, TWITTER USERS EXPLODE (PHOTOS)

A girl called Alyssa, from New Orleans in the US, posted a photo to Twitter before a big night out. Unfortunately for her, Twitter users found a rat in the mess behind her and all hell was let loose.






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